There are some names out there that just scratch me right where I itch, be it because I like the sound, they make me double-take, whatever. They’re just gorgeous. A sampling (mostly athletes, with one actor thrown in):
Barkevious Mingo (NFL) - Oops I barkevioused my mingoes.
Vontaze Burfict (NFL) - This name is almost berfect.
Thorbjorn Olesen (PGA) - Just feels good to say. Thorbjorn. Sort of like Godsteve.
Shingo Katayama (PGA)
SHINGOOOO!!!He’s got the name and the headwear. Just gorgeous.
Scatman Crothers (thespian)
“It’s a beautiful baby boy, Mr. and Mrs. Crothers! What would you like to name him?” “Scatman." Incredible.
Yangervis Solarte (MLB) - Yangervis.
Bismack Biyombo - Stay the f**k up outta ma BIZmack.