The Masters golf tournament is coming up. Like any true sports analyst, I looked for parallels between the event and immature sex jokes. A juicy one was there for the taking. All the holes at Augusta National golf course have names. And I think I'm on the mark when I say that all of the names could also be a sex move:
Can’t help but think they’d all make good names for sex moves or something. “He pulled out his Pink Dogwood and gave her the old Flowering Crab Apple.” “I asked him to give me a Firethorn right on my Carolina Cherry.” Etc. Try em out
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