Social Tofu

I'M NOT ALONE.

At least that's what I took from the S-Town podcast. If you haven't listened to it, stop reading my stupid blog right now and immediately listen to it. It's...it's better than my blog (at least until I give this more time and turn it into a world-dominating website). Anyway, as I do, I took one of the least important details of something and am now making it about me: in one of the episodes, a character says something like, "You so good, my legs so tired." Other character's response? "Sounds like a good name for a sexy nail polish color." (Or something to that effect.)

Which of course means it's NORMAL that I write down phrases I hear in everyday conversation because I think they would be funny band names. Also I don't just write them down. I interrupt people, even if I just met them, and say, "That'd be a great band name." Really good social skill.

Anyway, here are a few recent gems that have actually come up: 

​Whisper of Spice
World-Dominating Website (From earlier. Like a few lines up.)
Accidental Haiku
Golf Snacks
Ecosystem of Wealth (sounds like a crossword puzzle clue)
Slick Mittens
My Turkish Grandmother
Torched Cockles
Dusty Stubbs
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​Skeptical Store Dog
​Big Danish Goaltender

Happy to answer any questions re: the context in which any of these phrases actually came up. But in the meantime,

Ladies and gentlemen...SOCIAL TOFU!!!!